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Oh Microsoft, you’re adorable.

Every year I get a message from Xbox Live wishing me happy birthday! With a promise of a gift.

The gift is to print off something and…take a photo of myself with it.

Doing your marketing is not a gift, Microsoft. You have an entire fleet of silver-tongued Yes Men to do that for you, you certainly don’t need an autistic guy unceremoniously showing a picture of a paper cake with “Xbox” written on it.

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